I’m gonna talk about wwe wrestle and if you wanna join in, that’s cool.
Bo Dallas is great. He’s like early Kurt Angle except he can’t back it up in the same way, which is fine! BEcause that makes for a FRESH take. He’s got a perfect balance of venom and shit-eating, his look is great, he’s a good performer and I hope he’s on an upward trajectory. Really enjoying his work with Torito.
El Torito better get a lot of work
Damien Sandow is A+, his segments are too short. He gave that interpretive dance his all, which I respect a lot. He needs some friends and more time and a proper plot.
Dolph Ziggler’s merch is horrible and that should be fixed
Roman Reigns needs a manager, omg. Also a gimmick where he hangs around with cute animals, babies, etc. He’s way better jolly than serious and I have no idea why they aren’t making ten million dollars a second selling his handsomeness as his most important aspect.
The post-Shield “rivalry” between Ambrose & Sex Batman is really, really boring. Please do something else.
I like Trandy Ortack because he looks so, so over everything and like he just hates the fans so much. I also hate the fans, like why can’t they ever shut up or stop being so obnoxious, so I am like “Right?”.
The Wyatt family don’t feel like they’re GOING anywhere. That’s terrible! There’s no momentum to them, for me, because they don’t seem to have an aim? They’re creepy and all, but what can they DO? I feel they are being underserved “by creative”.
Fandango needs to go full asshole, a la “I thought you were a decent lady. You’re not even a real journalism~”. His weird voice & incredibly aggro asides are 1000x better that whatever bullshit dancing thing he’s all about — I want to see him be the most poisonous dick possible, so that everybody hates him and nobody wants to be around him (BACKSTAGE), whilst remaining “not a total heel” or however you’d describe his current position.
Why is there so little backstage stuff now? Why aren’t there any proper stories?
Golddust and Stardust are PERFECT.
I wish AJ would stop skipping
Nicki Bella’s look is pretty interesting; I like how it’s so studied and looks so hands-off despite being “a wrestling outfit”.
Funkadacytls feud is grand, Cameron’s intensely rude primping is stellar.
Adam Rose/Jack Swagger OTP. Please let them fall in love and break Swagger’s weird hypnotic xenophobia.
Zeb Coulter looks like a pokemon character, which is so cute, but I think his character and the WE THE PEOPLE bullshit is dangerous forreal.
I like Paige’s carefully non-sexual jacket removal upon her entrance. I like her confidence on-mic.